MNFab4; Part V; Jigsaw

Update: The following documents another AIM log from a new screen name previously unknown to me. I have probable cause to assume it's MNFab4. This entry is specifically dedicated to the log.

Around ten o'clock in the morning of July 26th, I received several IMs typed in a manner representing that of Jigsaw's narratives to his victims in the Saw horror flicks. As usual, I was asleep. The posts are as follows.

jigsawftw55555 (9:15:19 AM): Hello, Jeff.
jigsawftw55555 (9:15:30 AM): I want to play a game.
jigsawftw55555 (9:15:37 AM): Everyday in your life you have spent most of your time making stupid blogs about people.



jigsawftw55555 (9:15:43 AM): And talking shit about people that you don't know.
jigsawftw55555 (9:15:52 AM): That's very disgusting and distasteful.
jigsawftw55555 (9:16:00 AM): I call you unworthy of the body you possess, of the life you've been given.



jigsawftw55555 (9:16:08 AM): Now, we will see if you are willing to look inward rather than outward, to give up the one thing you rely on in order to go on living.
jigsawftw55555 (9:16:18 AM): Your aim of this game is to keep updating the blog about Nate you created at least once a week for one year.
jigsawftw55555 (9:16:29 AM): So I ask you, Jeff.
jigsawftw55555 (9:16:36 AM): How much time will you waste in order to mess up Nate's life?



jigsawftw55555 (9:16:43 AM): Make you choice.

Instead of doing a long-winded commentary, let's systematically look at his points.
First, my probable causes should be explained.

-Both IM messages were sent in the earlier morning hours, between 9:00:00 A.M. and 10:30:00 P.M. I also received a text inbetween the days of the messages around that time.
-One of his Facebook profile pictures was a shot of Jigsaw (now either privatized or deleted).
-He went offline shortly after the messages were finished, and both his original accounts and the sender of these messages have offline messages disabled.
-This account is relatively new and uses repeating messages, as well as the default buddy icon. Chances are, he made it just to accomplish... this.


Time for his arguments, statements, whatever you'll call them...

Because of his consistent stubbornness, I've decided to adopt his form of rationale -that you need to have some kind of understanding (or knowledge) of an individual before talking about them. Or, more specifically, writing a blog commenting on their outlandish claims on AIM.

jigsawftw55555 (9:15:37 AM): Everyday in your life you have spent most of your time making stupid blogs about people.

Every single day of my life, I spend most of my time writing.
This may be the... sixth post I've written on Boredom Checker, and I assure you, it didn't take seventeen years to write these.

jigsawftw55555 (9:15:43 AM): And talking shit about people that you don't know.
jigsawftw55555 (9:15:52 AM): That's very disgusting and distasteful.

You can't comment about somebody's behavior unless you 'know' them? To what extent do we understand one another? Seems like a cheap excuse to deflect criticism.

jigsawftw55555 (9:16:00 AM): I call you unworthy of the body you possess, of the life you've been given.

Call me whatever you like -it's clear name-calling has done a lot to boost your reputation. Either way, I was impressed by your excellent judgment, I recommend you check out this site - here. If you feel that someone else is more worthy of my body, drop them a string of Jigsaw IMs too.

jigsawftw55555 (9:16:08 AM): Now, we will see if you are willing to look inward rather than outward, to give up the one thing you rely on in order to go on living.

Edit: Now, you will look at my outward behavior to see if I will give up one thing people find entertaining while I go on living.

Looking inward, I realize that associating with somebody who would create a fake account in homage to a fictional character from a shoddy horror film to threaten me could be extremely dangerous for me. I've decided adopt a morality of kindness, where I bring to attention this individual's efforts to entrap me in a series of elaborate, dangerous, critical, and pointless mental traps.

Looking outward, I realize that the individual in question has created a (physical) account to (physically) harass me over the internet, and has also been irritating my (physical) friends. Though the individual in question is known for having more 'real' friends.
Backfire logic - you don't know me.

jigsawftw55555 (9:16:18 AM): Your aim of this game is to keep updating the blog about Nate you created at least once a week for one year.

Wasn't the point of the game to make me give up blogging about people?

jigsawftw55555 (9:16:29 AM): So I ask you, Jeff.
jigsawftw55555 (9:16:36 AM): How much time will you waste in order to mess up Nate's life?

Clearly not Nate.
...and how does he know my name? He doesn't know me.

jigsawftw55555 (9:16:43 AM): Make you choice.

Done and done.

Again. He hasn't asked me to take down any of my entries, and has sent numerous texts and IMs to me, all urging me to continue writing. Maybe an entry once a week is a bit much, but at this rate, I could fill a book with them.

And, what would an entry be without positive feedback and nice comments? Here we go.

grorange sallyy (8:09:31 PM): and after he said something negative to you
grorange sallyy (8:09:33 PM): he would say
grorange sallyy (8:09:34 PM): HAHAHA
grorange sallyy (8:09:37 PM): it's like
grorange sallyy (8:09:40 PM): FUCK YOU JEFF
grorange sallyy (8:09:41 PM): HAHAHAHHAA
caligumente (8:10:23 PM): oh man, thats such a genius insult



grorange sallyy (8:10:43 PM): dude
grorange sallyy (8:10:49 PM): he wouldn't last in the Marines



grorange sallyy (8:13:14 PM): I bet he'll IM you tonight!
grorange sallyy (8:14:38 PM): he's such a wuss
grorange sallyy (8:14:46 PM): freaking "tell you off" when you're AWAY



grorange sallyy (8:20:04 PM): he's very great at emphasizing FREAKING FUCKING words



grorange sallyy (3:09:51 PM): I don't see why he not messing with me though
grorange sallyy (3:10:04 PM): cause I did call him GAY
grorange sallyy (3:10:09 PM): and he blew up after that too
caligumente (3:10:34 PM): youre a girl, hes trying to show how manly he is by threatening me with some jigsaw account while im asleep



ramenforthesoul (3:43:29 PM): i still dont get it though
ramenforthesoul (3:43:32 PM): like
ramenforthesoul (3:43:47 PM): I THINK ITS FUCKED UP THAT YOU WRITE BLOGS ABOUT PEOPLE SO I CHALLENGE YOU TO DO IT AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK
ramenforthesoul (3:43:50 PM): wtf
ramenforthesoul (3:43:53 PM): that is the most retarded thing ive ever heard of



ramenforthesoul (3:44:38 PM): if anything it would make sense to see if you could go WITHOUT doing it for like a year
ramenforthesoul (3:44:40 PM): or something
ramenforthesoul (3:44:57 PM): just tell him to piss off



ramenforthesoul (3:45:05 PM): he thinks his reverse psychology is going to mess with your brain
ramenforthesoul (3:45:17 PM): so then he can say that he made you stop



ramenforthesoul (3:46:14 PM): just stop
ramenforthesoul (3:46:16 PM): and people will get sick of it
ramenforthesoul (3:46:21 PM): but no
ramenforthesoul (3:46:24 PM): hes gotta be like
ramenforthesoul (3:46:26 PM): HEY DO SOME MORE PLS



I am Chineseee (3:16:15 PM): i don't get why he's so stubborn on the "you don't even know me" shit.
I am Chineseee (3:16:29 PM): it's obvious he's a CREEPER!~
I am Chineseee (3:11:42 PM): why is he so stubborn though. ROFL



grorange sallyy (2:58:16 PM): jigsawftw..
grorange sallyy (2:58:19 PM): how stupid
grorange sallyy (2:58:23 PM): he must really love that movie
grorange sallyy (2:58:26 PM): he asked me about it once
caligumente (2:58:36 PM): oh really?
caligumente (2:58:40 PM): what'd he say?
grorange sallyy (2:58:48 PM): that he thinks the movie's cool and such



grorange sallyy (3:00:07 PM): damn he's so desperate and butt hurt
grorange sallyy (3:00:17 PM): yeah
grorange sallyy (3:00:21 PM): he's a creep



grorange sallyy (1:30:19 AM): I think you should wake up around 9
grorange sallyy (1:30:23 AM): and see if Nate IMs you
grorange sallyy (1:30:26 AM): pretend to be away
grorange sallyy (1:30:31 AM): and he'll yeah..
grorange sallyy (1:30:35 AM): he's such a WUSSSSSYYYY

MNFab4; Part IV; The Text

Update: My friend, the aforementioned 'someone,' received a text from MNFab4's cell phone around the hours of 6 P.M. to 7 P.M. This entry is just the text and her subsequent response.

You'll find that there are people who write these long, intricate poems and letters where they pour out their souls to acquaintances or even strangers and mean every word of it. In essence, these people would be dangerously borderline obsessive if they were to get into a real relationship with the implied individuals -and we've all met one of two of these types of fellas in high school.

The credibility of the following text, though, is questionable, since it's meant for someone who clearly used to be part of a relationship -and the chick he sent it to, didn't consider their relationship to be anything but that of an acquaintance's. Well, decide for yourself.

I wish I could walk away and forget what we have, but I can't because I know you won't come after me, and I guess that's what hurts the most.

It breaks my heart; it makes me sad to think of all the times we had. You made me laugh and you made me cry. And all I can do is sigh, and wonder why.

It, no less, came from an anonymous number as a result of his original phone book entry being deleted. And her prompt response, as soon as I had it forwarded to me:

grorange sallyy (9:30:26 PM): and wth?
grorange sallyy (9:30:32 PM): why did Nate send me that?
grorange sallyy (9:30:38 PM): we didn't even have friendship

There is another article on Wikipedia dedicated to his exploits.
If you have an additional five minutes, you can check it out here.

Additionally, the text is quote from a 'Heartache quote site.' Just Google one of the phrases and the first hit will contain sites with tons of pretentious quotes.

MNFab4; Part III; Comments

Update: This section is dedicated specifically to comments from readers.

Comments are too important to merge, so I made a separate post for them here. Listed are a few reactions I found digging through some IM logs.

These are primarily for said MNFab4 to read, but feel free to read them yourselves. It'd be hard to get an objective opinion since my posts are so inflammatory, but I figure the results of having one would still be the same. Anyway, here's what people (involved and uninvolved) are thinking:

I am Chineseee (1:32:39 AM): re-reading
I am Chineseee (1:32:40 AM): this is great
caligumente (1:34:28 AM): thank you
I am Chineseee (1:38:33 AM): you didn't tell me you added more
I am Chineseee (1:38:39 AM): you made my day, jeff.



I am Chineseee (1:55:38 AM): he sounds like the type to bring a gun
I am Chineseee (1:55:53 AM): actually probably bring a gun AFTER he gets his ass kicked
I am Chineseee (1:55:58 AM): he sounds bitter as fuck



grorange sallyy (8:14:38 PM): he's such a wuss
grorange sallyy (8:14:46 PM): freaking "tell you off" when you're AWAY
grorange sallyy (8:14:48 PM): and over AIM



grorange sallyy (8:03:56 PM): Oscar told me yesterday
grorange sallyy (8:04:05 PM): "Is Nate still bothering you? I hate that guy"
grorange sallyy (8:07:28 PM): how Nate is saying he hates people who blah blah, crap, doesn't know him, crap, bs
grorange sallyy (8:07:37 PM): and how Oscar already hates him
grorange sallyy (8:09:23 PM): it's unbelievable how he didn't get what you were saying



grorange sallyy (7:18:11 PM): and I don't think he knows what "bad intentions" even means
grorange sallyy (7:18:20 PM): and he's the lowlife
grorange sallyy (7:18:24 PM): he's still dwelling on it
grorange sallyy (7:18:29 PM): he's thinks he's so right
grorange sallyy (7:18:35 PM): when HE thinks he's so damn smart
grorange sallyy (7:18:43 PM): doesn't even know wth an actual LIE is



grorange sallyy (10:07:27 PM): whoa I didn't catch this before
grorange sallyy (10:07:34 PM): he called Aeriel a fuckin witch?



grorange sallyy (4:52:24 PM): Aeriel" I'm starting to get creeped out now"
grorange sallyy (4:59:47 PM): Aeriel: This guy is really creeping me out.. and I;m so pissed off when he started callin gyou !@$!@.. Dude tha'ts messed up"
grorange sallyy (5:12:35 PM): Aeriel: ow total creep, thank god we didn't talk.. wow
grorange sallyy (5:15:53 PM): Aeriel's still like "That's totally creepy but hilarious.. wow"



grorange sallyy (10:49:22 PM): and see, if I EVER even consider dating him
grorange sallyy (10:49:28 PM): I'm pretty sure Oscar would stop me



grorange sallyy (10:21:18 PM): I could care less if he just wanted to pay for Isaac
grorange sallyy (10:21:20 PM): he came into my house
grorange sallyy (10:21:32 PM): and disrespected pretty much family



grorange sallyy (9:55:23 PM): not like I'm going to IM him
grorange sallyy (9:55:45 PM): Idk if we should feel sorry for him
grorange sallyy (9:55:55 PM): because he's so desperate
grorange sallyy (9:56:09 PM): Isaac told me that he only "really" talks to Isaac, me, and one or two other friends



grorange sallyy (8:21:40 PM): I really don't care what he's calling me
grorange sallyy (8:21:51 PM): he's being immature and is saying things he can't back up



grorange sallyy (7:45:23 PM): I don't freaking WANT to know him
grorange sallyy (7:45:28 PM): he has bad intentions
grorange sallyy (7:45:31 PM): and is creepy
grorange sallyy (7:45:34 PM): he can deny it all he wants



grorange sallyy (6:59:30 PM): the "I don't give a shit about Sally" just ticked me off
grorange sallyy (6:59:39 PM): freaking tell him that
grorange sallyy (6:59:45 PM): Aeriel doesn't need a person like you in her life
grorange sallyy (7:00:00 PM): and Sally isn't comfortable giving you her SN to a person like you
grorange sallyy (7:00:04 PM): she doesn't need nonsense in her life



grorange sallyy (6:46:33 PM): "Even if Aeriel remembers you, she's going to want to know why you want her SN"
grorange sallyy (6:46:36 PM): and damn, they're not friends
grorange sallyy (6:46:39 PM): not even acquaintances



ramenforthesoul (2:55:41 PM): his REAL friends
ramenforthesoul (2:55:44 PM): are probably all creepers too
ramenforthesoul (2:55:50 PM): thats why they think hes an ok guy



ramenforthesoul (2:54:00 PM): my opinion of his borderline retarded behavior
ramenforthesoul (2:54:09 PM): obviously is not valid
ramenforthesoul (2:54:17 PM): if i knew him
ramenforthesoul (2:54:29 PM): it might be more socially acceptable for him to stalk and harrass girls in a totally creepy way



ramenforthesoul (6:53:35 PM): not speak english well?
caligumente (6:53:52 PM): uh
caligumente (6:53:54 PM): i think so
caligumente (6:54:01 PM): im not sure its his first language, but lets say no
ramenforthesoul (6:54:13 PM): ok
ramenforthesoul (6:54:18 PM): cause most of what he says
ramenforthesoul (6:54:19 PM): does not make sense
ramenforthesoul (6:54:21 PM): at all



ramenforthesoul (6:43:50 PM): lol
ramenforthesoul (6:43:55 PM): this guy is a creeper yes XD
ramenforthesoul (6:45:10 PM): wtf @ lolololololol every 5 seconds?
ramenforthesoul (6:45:12 PM): that in itself is creepy
ramenforthesoul (6:45:24 PM): or
ramenforthesoul (6:45:27 PM): ahahahahha



Rayjsn got21 (11:32:29 PM): this kid is just
Rayjsn got21 (11:32:33 PM): ahaha hes something else
Rayjsn got21 (11:32:35 PM): lets just say that



DennissTennis (11:40:33 PM): omg
DennissTennis (11:40:34 PM): this is too good
DennissTennis (11:40:35 PM): MNFab4 (10:37:33 PM): i'm not a rapist
MNFab4 (10:37:47 PM): but if i WAS a rapist she wouldn't be worth it



robertyamasaki (12:20:20 PM): i read ur thing btw
robertyamasaki (12:20:24 PM): ROFL
robertyamasaki (12:20:32 PM): most ridiculous shit talk ive seen in my life



shankingpsyco (2:33:51 PM): poor guy
shankingpsyco (2:33:58 PM): should've grown some ballz and talked to the girl



shankingpsyco (2:42:33 PM): i don't know
shankingpsyco (2:42:39 PM): i feel pity for him though



shankingpsyco (2:43:15 PM): if i were his friend, i would try to give him a talk
shankingpsyco (2:43:21 PM): on how to approach women and stuff
shankingpsyco (2:43:33 PM): he's the dude who walks around with those bowling shirts with animu on them right?

And with that, here are some responses over Facebook.
If you find yourself in this image and would like to edited out, contact me over Facebook. Keep in mind that the note is also posted publicly. To view, just click the image.

Feel free to add any comments of your own. Hope this had some entertainment value to you more well-rounded readers out there.

MNFab4; Part II; The Rant

Update: This section is dedicated specifically to his response (a day later, no less) to finding out about my blog. His original solution to our conversation was to block me, which I intelligently circumvented by using a different screen name to post the blog.

Anyway, this was unexpected.

These blogs are from today, morning, time-logged, and they detail a long, humorless rant about the value of having 'real' friends. At the time of the IMs, I was asleep, so I didn't get a chance to respond, but I hope you enjoy these anyway. I added a couple line breaks to dampen the irritation of reading a wall of text.

MNFab4 (10:28:47 AM): ahahahahah
MNFab4 (10:28:58 AM): let me ask you something serious
MNFab4 (10:29:03 AM): wait no
MNFab4 (10:29:16 AM): u should ask urself this
MNFab4 (10:29:28 AM): but w/e
MNFab4 (10:29:46 AM): do u really think that other people care what MY or UR problem is?
MNFab4 (10:29:47 AM): huh?
MNFab4 (10:29:53 AM): dude
MNFab4 (10:30:02 AM): they don't FUCKING care



MNFab4 (10:30:52 AM): i was wondering how u were gonna "mess me up"
MNFab4 (10:31:03 AM): oh wow
MNFab4 (10:31:13 AM): ur such a loser
MNFab4 (10:32:30 AM): fag
MNFab4 (10:33:19 AM): u can't make me lose my REAL friends by posting what i said ON THE INTERNET
MNFab4 (10:33:30 AM): cuz my REAL friends don't give a shit



MNFab4 (10:33:58 AM): actually i'm requesting u to post this conversation in public too
MNFab4 (10:34:13 AM): i want everyone to know how much of a loser u r
MNFab4 (10:34:48 AM): HEY everyone!
MNFab4 (10:35:02 AM): I have something to tell everyone out there
MNFab4 (10:42:41 AM): I'm FUCKING sick of those people who think I have bad intentions when they don't FUCKING know me. WTF is up with that? If those people really think I bad intentions then they should FUCKING get to know me first. I don't FREAKING know why they think they're so FUCKING smart that they can predict what's in my mind. I respect those people who deserve respect and I don't respect those people who don't deserve respect. It's simple as FUCK! How FUCKING hard is it to understand that? Also, Jeff Lin is a born loser and has no life so please excuse him.



MNFab4 (10:43:40 AM): Take care everyone. Peace out.
MNFab4 signed off at 10:44:00 AM

He brought up one good point, and made a polite request, so I complied. I asked myself, mentally, do people care what you do?

No, they do not. But we're operating under the concept that 'caring' means that people are concerned about your well-being, which would be false. But one thing I really do believe is that people will get some entertainment out of reading these, which I hope has been true. Any real concern is sympathy for the victims of your aforementioned insults or the pity of strangers -but who am I to 'predict' what people think?

Anywho, he referred to me in the third person, and I was very impressed with the number of times he used the word 'FUCK' or 'FUCKING' (caps only) nine times (eight in that little rant he wrote to me). Eventually, I'm going to keep tally of how much people use these words when writing an angry post. I'll write a book on it!

Additionally, all of his points are valid, provided that we don't know anything about him, and the people that haven't actually met him, can probably extrapolate enough from my previous post to make a judgment (even a biased one).

I hope readers have enjoyed this. Thank you.

MNFab4; Part I; The Convo

Update: I've made it apparent to the person mentioned in this blog that logs of his conversations do exist -which are posted as a separate entry. This entry is specifically the conversation that took place before the blog was created.

MNFab4 (5:31:23 PM): yo
MNFab4 (5:31:32 PM): jeff
caligumente (5:32:29 PM): sup
MNFab4 (5:32:40 PM): u have aerial's sn?
caligumente (5:32:45 PM): who?
MNFab4 (5:32:49 PM): Aerial
caligumente (5:32:54 PM): i dont know who that is
MNFab4 (5:32:57 PM): wtf
MNFab4 (5:33:12 PM): kk nvm
caligumente (5:33:37 PM): ok



MNFab4 (5:33:44 PM): thx anyways
caligumente (5:38:58 PM): wait, sallys friend?
caligumente (5:38:59 PM): aeriel?
MNFab4 (5:39:35 PM): ya
caligumente (5:39:45 PM): why do you want it?
MNFab4 (5:39:49 PM): yes
MNFab4 (5:40:05 PM): i don't wanna talk to her i just want it
MNFab4 (5:40:08 PM): loloololol
caligumente (5:40:20 PM): wha? that doesnt make any sense
MNFab4 (5:40:37 PM): w/e
MNFab4 (5:40:42 PM): u have it or no?
caligumente (5:41:13 PM): im not giving it to you unless you have a good reason why
caligumente (5:41:17 PM): thats just weird
MNFab4 (5:41:34 PM): ..



caligumente (5:46:49 PM): ask sally.
caligumente (5:46:52 PM): i dont even talk to aeriel
MNFab4 (5:46:57 PM): i did
MNFab4 (5:47:02 PM): for about 10 times
caligumente (5:47:16 PM): why on earth would you ask to talk to somebody you dont know ten times?
caligumente (5:47:22 PM): at once?
MNFab4 (5:47:31 PM): yeah



caligumente (5:48:58 PM): so
caligumente (5:49:05 PM): youre friends but youve only met her once and you asked for her SN ten times
MNFab4 (5:49:35 PM): yes
MNFab4 (5:49:39 PM): lool

That's not creepy at all. Oh no.

MNFab4 (6:07:15 PM): nothing
MNFab4 (6:07:18 PM): if she's mad then
MNFab4 (6:07:30 PM): she shoulda given it to me in the 1st place
MNFab4 (6:07:32 PM): haha
MNFab4 (6:07:35 PM): know what i mean?

No.

MNFab4 (6:29:15 PM): cuz i like her
MNFab4 (6:29:18 PM): lololololololol
MNFab4 (6:29:23 PM): now u know
caligumente (6:29:25 PM): no you dont lol
caligumente (6:29:29 PM): youve only met her once?
MNFab4 (6:29:31 PM): wtf
MNFab4 (6:29:38 PM): trust me
caligumente (6:29:41 PM): how do you like somebody that doesnt even know you?
MNFab4 (6:29:57 PM): who cares?
caligumente (6:30:07 PM): she does
MNFab4 (6:30:12 PM): well
MNFab4 (6:30:24 PM): u haven't heard of love at 1st sight have u?
MNFab4 (6:30:25 PM): lolololol
caligumente (6:30:36 PM): do you just want to bang her :>
MNFab4 (6:30:56 PM): :-D
caligumente (6:31:11 PM): lol

Love at first sight is romantic if it's reciprocated. Otherwise, it's just stalker-ish.

MNFab4 (6:36:15 PM): ahahaha
caligumente (6:36:18 PM): sorry, she says she doesnt know you :x
MNFab4 (6:36:27 PM): fuckin with
MNFab4 (6:36:32 PM): witch*
MNFab4 (6:36:35 PM): lies
MNFab4 (6:36:54 PM): w/e

IT'S A WITCH!

MNFab4 (6:40:26 PM): wait
MNFab4 (6:40:37 PM): what did u ask her?
MNFab4 (6:40:40 PM): exactly
MNFab4 (6:40:52 PM): maybe u didn't ask right
caligumente (6:42:03 PM): 'do you know a nate? he wants your sn'
MNFab4 (6:42:21 PM): oh
MNFab4 (6:42:38 PM): say:
MNFab4 (6:42:47 PM): he's the guy that went to sally's house that day
MNFab4 (6:42:50 PM): try it
caligumente (6:45:00 PM): k hold om
caligumente (6:45:01 PM): om
caligumente (6:45:02 PM): on
caligumente (6:47:14 PM): even if she remembers you, she wants to know why you want her SN
caligumente (6:47:25 PM): i dont think you guys know each other well enough to be anything but acquaintances
MNFab4 (6:47:42 PM): w/e u say



caligumente (6:52:00 PM): well, sallys a little creeped out
caligumente (6:52:04 PM): that you asked for it so much
caligumente (6:52:08 PM): maybe she just doesnt want to talk to you :x
MNFab4 (6:52:29 PM): wtf
MNFab4 (6:52:37 PM): why does she even care about me?
MNFab4 (6:52:43 PM): she never cares about me
MNFab4 (6:52:49 PM): she told me herself
MNFab4 (6:54:39 PM): right
MNFab4 (6:54:39 PM): i don't give a shit about sally anymore
MNFab4 (6:55:32 PM): lol

MNFab4 just don't GIVE A FUCK.

MNFab4 (7:00:59 PM): lol
MNFab4 (7:02:25 PM): sure
MNFab4 (7:02:51 PM): i don't want some bitch's friend's sn
MNFab4 (7:02:59 PM): cuz she's probably the same

Trash talk.

MNFab4 (7:04:58 PM): that's gay?
MNFab4 (7:05:14 PM): you're fuck gay. bitch!
MNFab4 (7:05:19 PM): fuckin*

Trash talk.

MNFab4 (7:07:52 PM): fuckin slut
MNFab4 (7:07:54 PM): liar
MNFab4 (7:08:12 PM): piece a shit
caligumente (7:09:25 PM): how is she a slut?
MNFab4 (7:10:03 PM): figuratively
MNFab4 (7:10:03 PM): not literally
MNFab4 (7:10:08 PM): ahahahaa
MNFab4 (7:10:13 PM): well
MNFab4 (7:10:16 PM): almost literally

Trash talk. This one doesn't even make sense.

MNFab4 (7:11:54 PM): someone else said it
MNFab4 (7:11:56 PM): and i agreed with that person
MNFab4 (7:12:00 PM): lolololololol
MNFab4 (7:12:42 PM): i don't have the right to say that person's name
MNFab4 (7:12:42 PM): ahahaaahaa
MNFab4 (7:12:53 PM): but it's true
MNFab4 (7:12:57 PM): cuz i'm not a liar
MNFab4 (7:13:05 PM): unlike someone around here
MNFab4 (7:13:06 PM): ahahaahahha
MNFab4 (7:14:37 PM): the person meant it
MNFab4 (7:14:42 PM): ahahahaaha
MNFab4 (7:15:31 PM): u wanna know why i and the person call her slut?
MNFab4 (7:15:34 PM): cuz u are
MNFab4 (7:15:53 PM): if u weren't a slut then i and the person wouldn't call u a slut
MNFab4 (7:16:01 PM): stop being a fucken retard
MNFab4 (7:16:03 PM): ahahahahahahaha



MNFab4 (7:35:15 PM): is she still on?
caligumente (7:38:38 PM): yes sir, im talking to her
MNFab4 (7:39:09 PM): ok
MNFab4 (7:39:09 PM): good
MNFab4 (7:39:23 PM): say:
MNFab4 (7:39:54 PM): if u have any more shit to say then say it now cuz ur behind the keyboard and in front of my face
MNFab4 (7:40:05 PM): and not*
MNFab4 (7:42:38 PM): and u don't wanna piss me off if u don't know me



MNFab4 (7:51:51 PM): and yes i'm creepy
MNFab4 (7:51:58 PM): that's why u don't wanna mess with me
MNFab4 (7:52:33 PM): and how the FUCK do u know my intentions?
MNFab4 (7:52:38 PM): FUCKING DUMBASS
MNFab4 (7:53:31 PM): ur not nearly smart as u think
MNFab4 (7:53:42 PM): nearly as smart*

RAEG

MNFab4 (8:00:41 PM): i just don't need u or anyone to be on my side
caligumente (8:01:26 PM): so you figure you can get peoples' SNs and make them not think youre creepy by insulting them through their friends and calling them ludicrous names
MNFab4 (8:02:22 PM): i dont want anyone's sns
caligumente (8:02:35 PM): well, now that you know you wont be able to get em, im sure
MNFab4 (8:03:34 PM): what if i did
caligumente (8:03:42 PM): what if you did?
caligumente (8:03:48 PM): well, ask yourself
MNFab4 (8:04:31 PM): it's not about someone's sn that pissed me off
MNFab4 (8:04:35 PM): it's about someone
caligumente (8:05:32 PM): what is it?
MNFab4 (8:06:31 PM): haha u know who
caligumente (8:06:40 PM): youre pissed about sally?
MNFab4 (8:08:06 PM): yeah

The name of the person I've just been insulting escapes me...

caligumente (8:09:02 PM): what'd
caligumente (8:09:03 PM): she do?
MNFab4 (8:10:45 PM): she fucking pissed me off
caligumente (8:10:50 PM): what'd she do?
MNFab4 (8:11:29 PM): i forgot
MNFab4 (8:11:36 PM): aahahaha
caligumente (8:11:39 PM): but youre still pissed
MNFab4 (8:11:44 PM): yes
caligumente (8:11:55 PM): make something up so it doesnt sound like youre lying about forgetting
MNFab4 (8:12:50 PM): i don't remember
MNFab4 (8:12:55 PM): told u



MNFab4 (8:17:03 PM): ok why don't u make her im me about why she says i have bad intentions, creepy and blah blah?
MNFab4 (8:17:31 PM): cuz ur on her side
MNFab4 (8:17:33 PM): of course
caligumente (8:17:33 PM): because you randomly lashed out and called her a retard, and because i gotta agree based on the way you're acting
MNFab4 (8:19:03 PM): cuz u think i have bad intentions too?
MNFab4 (8:19:05 PM): oh right
caligumente (8:19:15 PM): yes sir, i do
caligumente (8:19:48 PM): and apparently (this is unrelated), you called me a faggot or something, which wasnt very nice
MNFab4 (8:20:40 PM): i was kidding
MNFab4 (8:22:37 PM): if u don't think i was kidding (or someone convinced u i wasn't kidding) then u obviously don't know a sarcasm

If I don't know a sarcasm when I see it, I'd say that was a sarcasm...

caligumente (8:30:09 PM): im pretty sure sally and aeriel do not want to see you ever again, and i... dont really have interest in hanging out with you anyway
MNFab4 (8:31:10 PM): i don't wanna see me either
MNFab4 (8:31:10 PM): when i'm pissed
MNFab4 (8:32:09 PM): and i don't really have interest in hanging out with you either
caligumente (8:32:30 PM): you... dont want to see you either?
MNFab4 (8:33:06 PM): yeah
MNFab4 (8:33:20 PM): why?
caligumente (8:33:31 PM): you dont want to see yourself?
MNFab4 (8:34:09 PM): no
MNFab4 (8:34:12 PM): not when i'm pissed
MNFab4 (8:35:17 PM): oh!

MNFab4 (8:35:17 PM): btw
MNFab4 (8:35:35 PM): on sunday
MNFab4 (8:35:37 PM): at green papaya
MNFab4 (8:36:15 PM): i didn't wanna pay for anyone but isaac
MNFab4 (8:36:15 PM): but he wouldn't let me pay if i said that
MNFab4 (8:36:15 PM): so i had to pay for everyone
MNFab4 (8:36:16 PM): just so you know
caligumente (8:36:39 PM): boy, youre really immature, arent you
caligumente (8:36:57 PM): its almost like you need people to know exactly what youre thinking, even though most of them already do
MNFab4 (8:37:23 PM): you do?
MNFab4 (8:37:29 PM): wow then ur smart



caligumente (8:37:54 PM): you clever, clever man
MNFab4 (8:38:01 PM): ahahaha
MNFab4 (8:38:34 PM): ty
MNFab4 (8:38:42 PM): :-D
MNFab4 (8:41:21 PM): i thought i was good at pretending
MNFab4 (8:41:21 PM): :-D
caligumente (8:44:10 PM): which is pretty much what it means to have hidden intentions
caligumente (8:44:13 PM): excellent contradiction



MNFab4 (8:45:35 PM): "bad intentions"
MNFab4 (8:45:35 PM): lmfao
MNFab4 (8:45:35 PM): so funny
caligumente (8:46:34 PM): oh man, even your sarcasm sounds pretentious.
MNFab4 (8:48:02 PM): well i didn't want a bad intention in my sarcasm
MNFab4 (8:48:09 PM): you must have misinterpretted
MNFab4 (8:48:11 PM): :-D



caligumente (8:52:33 PM): time for a recap!
caligumente (8:53:05 PM): you didnt want bad intentions in your sarcasm, and sarcasm is inherently negative
caligumente (8:53:20 PM): i stated that your sarcasm was pretentious, i never said it had bad intentions. i didnt misinterpret
caligumente (8:53:45 PM): instead of saying someone's, you might as well say her name, because we like to call you nate instead of 'creeper'
MNFab4 (8:54:04 PM): lmfao
caligumente (8:54:05 PM): and you dont have to explicitly state something for it to be true (just because you say you dont have bad intentions doesnt mean you dont!)
caligumente (8:54:08 PM): wahoo!
MNFab4 (8:54:12 PM): how do u know whom i'm referring to?
caligumente (8:54:19 PM): nope, but ill assume sally
MNFab4 (8:54:20 PM): lmfao
caligumente (8:54:40 PM): since you went off on a tangent about her being a liar and a bitch, all of which are completely untrue, just because she wouldnt give the SN of her friend to some weird freak
MNFab4 (8:54:52 PM): well then good
MNFab4 (8:55:10 PM): cuz you know who has bad interpretation
MNFab4 (8:55:13 PM): when i don't
MNFab4 (8:55:15 PM): lololololol
caligumente (8:55:56 PM): not necessarily, but im willing to bet you liked talking to her until you said something off, and you meant sally
caligumente (8:56:03 PM): you apparently just have some problems typing her name, i wonder what's with that
MNFab4 (8:56:29 PM): no i don't
MNFab4 (8:56:31 PM): lol
MNFab4 (8:56:33 PM): sally
MNFab4 (8:56:34 PM): see?
MNFab4 (8:56:35 PM): lololol
MNFab4 (8:56:37 PM): lmfao

Tl;dr version:
- You're wrong.
- no u
- You're wrong.
- no u
- You can't even type her name.
- no u

MNFab4 (8:58:12 PM): yeah i do have a lot of friends
MNFab4 (8:58:14 PM): lolololol
caligumente (8:58:22 PM): and im sure you thought sally was your friend up until now
caligumente (8:58:25 PM): or, wait, my bad
caligumente (8:58:30 PM): im sure you thought someone was your friend up until now
MNFab4 (8:58:32 PM): no
caligumente (8:58:38 PM): or maybe aeriel. love at first sight, obviously

FRIENDSHIP!

MNFab4 (8:58:41 PM): i meant i have a lot of REAL friends
caligumente (8:58:56 PM): that was good sarcasm!
MNFab4 (8:59:20 PM): wow dumbass it wasn't a sarcasm
MNFab4 (8:59:25 PM): !
caligumente (8:59:29 PM): nope, but mine was!
caligumente (8:59:42 PM): yeah. youre a lot dumber when you speak. no wonder you dont talk a lot
MNFab4 (8:59:48 PM): it was true
MNFab4 (8:59:49 PM): told u



MNFab4 (9:00:35 PM): ur dumb when u do or don't talk
MNFab4 (9:00:38 PM): lololololololol
caligumente (9:00:48 PM): youre like a child
caligumente (9:01:12 PM): so good luck getting with aeriel, since she'll be well aware that youre a creep from now on
MNFab4 (9:01:33 PM): i don't fuckin need aerial
MNFab4 (9:01:42 PM): or want
MNFab4 (9:01:55 PM): but
MNFab4 (9:02:00 PM): more importantly
MNFab4 (9:02:03 PM): i don't need luck
MNFab4 (9:02:07 PM): ahahahahahaha

What could be manlier than calling a girl a bitch, liar, retard, and slut online, to one of her friends, behind her back.

caligumente (9:02:19 PM): yeah, because clearly all the women are finding you attractive
caligumente (9:02:27 PM): you look like youre swarmed with girls!
MNFab4 (9:02:57 PM): oh wow
MNFab4 (9:03:09 PM): i take it as a sarcasm
caligumente (9:03:18 PM): thats the first time youve taken sarcasm correctly
MNFab4 (9:03:18 PM): and u obviously don't know me



MNFab4 (9:06:53 PM): are u a..
MNFab4 (9:07:02 PM): someone who predicts things?
MNFab4 (9:07:04 PM): lol
MNFab4 (9:07:17 PM): don't know that word sry
caligumente (9:07:32 PM): no, but from what it seems, youre not very smart and you are easy to predict
MNFab4 (9:08:06 PM): LOL
MNFab4 (9:08:07 PM): yeah
MNFab4 (9:08:11 PM): keep predicting me
MNFab4 (9:08:17 PM): i like bs like that
MNFab4 (9:08:22 PM): it's funny
MNFab4 (9:08:27 PM): lmfao



MNFab4 (9:09:08 PM): oh yeah fucken smartass
caligumente (9:09:10 PM): im not saying im a seer or a psychologist, but you, youre like a little kid, and its not hard to know how kids'll act
caligumente (9:09:17 PM): yeah, fucken dumbass!

Fail.

MNFab4 (9:09:36 PM): why don't you predict where i will be 10 years from now?
MNFab4 (9:09:45 PM): smartass
caligumente (9:09:49 PM): hey, when did i say i could predict that far?
MNFab4 (9:10:00 PM): i didn't u did
MNFab4 (9:10:07 PM): who said u did?
caligumente (9:10:08 PM): really? tell me when
MNFab4 (9:10:18 PM): i didn't say u did*
MNFab4 (9:10:20 PM): goddamit

Auto-fail.

caligumente (9:10:27 PM): i didnt say that i could predict what youd do in ten minutes, ten days, or ten years
caligumente (9:10:54 PM): what i did say is that youre predictable, and i know enough about you as a person based on the way you talk to know how youll act
MNFab4 (9:11:00 PM): nvm then why don't shut the FUCK up
MNFab4 (9:11:01 PM): lol
caligumente (9:11:21 PM): lulz



MNFab4 (9:13:17 PM): yeah why don't just give the fuck up and say "i can't predict"?
caligumente (9:13:27 PM): and yeah. quit fucking with my friends or youre gonna get messed up, asshole
MNFab4 (9:19:11 PM): i'm fucking scared of u motherfucker
MNFab4 (9:19:19 PM): want some of me?

WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?

MNFab4 (9:48:34 PM): it's funny how u protect sally
MNFab4 (9:48:36 PM): when u always make fun of her
caligumente (9:49:04 PM): you know what's really funny?
caligumente (9:49:16 PM): how she and i are friends and you and her are not!

caligumente (9:49:44 PM): but you need to realize that i tease her a lot, and im not about being subversive and calling her a bitch and a liar over the internet
MNFab4 (9:49:51 PM): idc
MNFab4 (9:49:57 PM): idc
MNFab4 (9:51:15 PM): i called her liar in person
MNFab4 (9:51:28 PM): well i texted her
caligumente (9:52:03 PM): wow, texting... thats almost the same as being there in person.
MNFab4 (9:52:19 PM): yeah

We can even have dinner together over the internet!

MNFab4 (9:53:24 PM): it's not ok to do it over the internet?
caligumente (9:53:30 PM): lol
caligumente (9:53:40 PM): well, you did say that she should tell you in person (or for her to IM you, right?)
caligumente (9:53:48 PM): but the thing is, you have her blocked! she just cant IM you!
MNFab4 (9:54:17 PM): lmao
MNFab4 (9:54:20 PM): i forgot
MNFab4 (9:54:31 PM): lololololololololololol
MNFab4 (9:55:21 PM): but i'm gonna keep it that way
MNFab4 (9:55:24 PM): ahahahahahah

MNFab4 (9:55:48 PM): what?
MNFab4 (9:55:49 PM): liar?
MNFab4 (9:55:55 PM): long time ago
MNFab4 (9:57:35 PM): i called her liar(when she really was)
MNFab4 (9:57:56 PM): then i said i was sorry(when i really was)
MNFab4 (9:58:05 PM): but she just couldn't seem to forgive me
MNFab4 (9:58:13 PM): ask her
MNFab4 (9:58:25 PM): she KNOWS what she lied to me
MNFab4 (9:58:34 PM): right?

MNFab4 (9:59:19 PM): i was sorry then
MNFab4 (9:59:19 PM): not now
MNFab4 (9:59:50 PM): i ain't gonna apologize again
MNFab4 (9:59:50 PM): ever
caligumente (10:01:51 PM): i see

It's too late to a'pologize, it's too laaaaaate...

MNFab4 (10:28:12 PM): if "bad intentions" meant like sexual
MNFab4 (10:28:18 PM): then your wrong
MNFab4 (10:28:59 PM): cuz she's not even worth it
MNFab4 (10:29:01 PM): lol
MNFab4 (10:29:08 PM): just telling u that
MNFab4 (10:29:23 PM): but if "bad intentions" were something else
MNFab4 (10:29:24 PM): then nvm
MNFab4 (10:29:26 PM): ahahahah
caligumente (10:30:03 PM): oh. i never said what it meant. are you admitting that you actually had bad intentions?
MNFab4 (10:30:12 PM): no

Fail.

caligumente (10:32:45 PM): so you told me earlier not to mess with you because youre a creeper, and you didnt say anything about bad intentions until fifty minutes later?
MNFab4 (10:34:05 PM): idk what ur saying
caligumente (10:35:43 PM): not my fault you wont read
MNFab4 (10:36:35 PM): well i'm just saying
MNFab4 (10:37:23 PM): if sally thinks i want her friend's sn cuz i want to rape her friend then she's wrong

Raep.

MNFab4 (10:37:33 PM): i'm not a rapist
MNFab4 (10:37:47 PM): but if i WAS a rapist she wouldn't be worth it
MNFab4 (10:38:02 PM): that's what i'm saying
MNFab4 (10:38:44 PM): having sex means TO ME that both agree to it

Definitely not a rapist, not even if he was a rapist.

caligumente (10:38:54 PM): yeah, thats why i said 'have sex' and not 'rape'!
caligumente (10:39:02 PM): we see eye-to-eye on this rape thing!
MNFab4 (10:40:52 PM): no
MNFab4 (10:40:57 PM): i don't want to RAPE
MNFab4 (10:40:59 PM): get it?
MNFab4 (10:41:19 PM): noone's worth raping

caligumente (10:41:54 PM): so if you dont want to rape her, you still want to have sex with her, right
caligumente (10:41:58 PM): since its okay if both agree.
MNFab4 (10:42:44 PM): simple answer
MNFab4 (10:42:44 PM): no
caligumente (10:42:56 PM): there's a complicated answer? its a yes or no question
MNFab4 (10:42:56 PM): cuz i never i want to have sex with anyone

Because he doesn't need luck to never have sex with anyone.

MNFab4 (10:43:43 PM): maybe she thinks she's really hot or cute
MNFab4 (10:43:44 PM): idk
MNFab4 (10:44:00 PM): come on man
MNFab4 (10:44:02 PM): i mean
MNFab4 (10:44:05 PM): be humble

Lulz.

MNFab4 (10:48:36 PM): ahahahahah
caligumente (10:49:58 PM): what's so funny?
MNFab4 (10:50:17 PM): nothing
MNFab4 (10:50:29 PM): i just like to type ahahahahah

Ahahahahahaha!