MNFab4; Part I; The Convo

Update: I've made it apparent to the person mentioned in this blog that logs of his conversations do exist -which are posted as a separate entry. This entry is specifically the conversation that took place before the blog was created.

MNFab4 (5:31:23 PM): yo
MNFab4 (5:31:32 PM): jeff
caligumente (5:32:29 PM): sup
MNFab4 (5:32:40 PM): u have aerial's sn?
caligumente (5:32:45 PM): who?
MNFab4 (5:32:49 PM): Aerial
caligumente (5:32:54 PM): i dont know who that is
MNFab4 (5:32:57 PM): wtf
MNFab4 (5:33:12 PM): kk nvm
caligumente (5:33:37 PM): ok



MNFab4 (5:33:44 PM): thx anyways
caligumente (5:38:58 PM): wait, sallys friend?
caligumente (5:38:59 PM): aeriel?
MNFab4 (5:39:35 PM): ya
caligumente (5:39:45 PM): why do you want it?
MNFab4 (5:39:49 PM): yes
MNFab4 (5:40:05 PM): i don't wanna talk to her i just want it
MNFab4 (5:40:08 PM): loloololol
caligumente (5:40:20 PM): wha? that doesnt make any sense
MNFab4 (5:40:37 PM): w/e
MNFab4 (5:40:42 PM): u have it or no?
caligumente (5:41:13 PM): im not giving it to you unless you have a good reason why
caligumente (5:41:17 PM): thats just weird
MNFab4 (5:41:34 PM): ..



caligumente (5:46:49 PM): ask sally.
caligumente (5:46:52 PM): i dont even talk to aeriel
MNFab4 (5:46:57 PM): i did
MNFab4 (5:47:02 PM): for about 10 times
caligumente (5:47:16 PM): why on earth would you ask to talk to somebody you dont know ten times?
caligumente (5:47:22 PM): at once?
MNFab4 (5:47:31 PM): yeah



caligumente (5:48:58 PM): so
caligumente (5:49:05 PM): youre friends but youve only met her once and you asked for her SN ten times
MNFab4 (5:49:35 PM): yes
MNFab4 (5:49:39 PM): lool

That's not creepy at all. Oh no.

MNFab4 (6:07:15 PM): nothing
MNFab4 (6:07:18 PM): if she's mad then
MNFab4 (6:07:30 PM): she shoulda given it to me in the 1st place
MNFab4 (6:07:32 PM): haha
MNFab4 (6:07:35 PM): know what i mean?

No.

MNFab4 (6:29:15 PM): cuz i like her
MNFab4 (6:29:18 PM): lololololololol
MNFab4 (6:29:23 PM): now u know
caligumente (6:29:25 PM): no you dont lol
caligumente (6:29:29 PM): youve only met her once?
MNFab4 (6:29:31 PM): wtf
MNFab4 (6:29:38 PM): trust me
caligumente (6:29:41 PM): how do you like somebody that doesnt even know you?
MNFab4 (6:29:57 PM): who cares?
caligumente (6:30:07 PM): she does
MNFab4 (6:30:12 PM): well
MNFab4 (6:30:24 PM): u haven't heard of love at 1st sight have u?
MNFab4 (6:30:25 PM): lolololol
caligumente (6:30:36 PM): do you just want to bang her :>
MNFab4 (6:30:56 PM): :-D
caligumente (6:31:11 PM): lol

Love at first sight is romantic if it's reciprocated. Otherwise, it's just stalker-ish.

MNFab4 (6:36:15 PM): ahahaha
caligumente (6:36:18 PM): sorry, she says she doesnt know you :x
MNFab4 (6:36:27 PM): fuckin with
MNFab4 (6:36:32 PM): witch*
MNFab4 (6:36:35 PM): lies
MNFab4 (6:36:54 PM): w/e

IT'S A WITCH!

MNFab4 (6:40:26 PM): wait
MNFab4 (6:40:37 PM): what did u ask her?
MNFab4 (6:40:40 PM): exactly
MNFab4 (6:40:52 PM): maybe u didn't ask right
caligumente (6:42:03 PM): 'do you know a nate? he wants your sn'
MNFab4 (6:42:21 PM): oh
MNFab4 (6:42:38 PM): say:
MNFab4 (6:42:47 PM): he's the guy that went to sally's house that day
MNFab4 (6:42:50 PM): try it
caligumente (6:45:00 PM): k hold om
caligumente (6:45:01 PM): om
caligumente (6:45:02 PM): on
caligumente (6:47:14 PM): even if she remembers you, she wants to know why you want her SN
caligumente (6:47:25 PM): i dont think you guys know each other well enough to be anything but acquaintances
MNFab4 (6:47:42 PM): w/e u say



caligumente (6:52:00 PM): well, sallys a little creeped out
caligumente (6:52:04 PM): that you asked for it so much
caligumente (6:52:08 PM): maybe she just doesnt want to talk to you :x
MNFab4 (6:52:29 PM): wtf
MNFab4 (6:52:37 PM): why does she even care about me?
MNFab4 (6:52:43 PM): she never cares about me
MNFab4 (6:52:49 PM): she told me herself
MNFab4 (6:54:39 PM): right
MNFab4 (6:54:39 PM): i don't give a shit about sally anymore
MNFab4 (6:55:32 PM): lol

MNFab4 just don't GIVE A FUCK.

MNFab4 (7:00:59 PM): lol
MNFab4 (7:02:25 PM): sure
MNFab4 (7:02:51 PM): i don't want some bitch's friend's sn
MNFab4 (7:02:59 PM): cuz she's probably the same

Trash talk.

MNFab4 (7:04:58 PM): that's gay?
MNFab4 (7:05:14 PM): you're fuck gay. bitch!
MNFab4 (7:05:19 PM): fuckin*

Trash talk.

MNFab4 (7:07:52 PM): fuckin slut
MNFab4 (7:07:54 PM): liar
MNFab4 (7:08:12 PM): piece a shit
caligumente (7:09:25 PM): how is she a slut?
MNFab4 (7:10:03 PM): figuratively
MNFab4 (7:10:03 PM): not literally
MNFab4 (7:10:08 PM): ahahahaa
MNFab4 (7:10:13 PM): well
MNFab4 (7:10:16 PM): almost literally

Trash talk. This one doesn't even make sense.

MNFab4 (7:11:54 PM): someone else said it
MNFab4 (7:11:56 PM): and i agreed with that person
MNFab4 (7:12:00 PM): lolololololol
MNFab4 (7:12:42 PM): i don't have the right to say that person's name
MNFab4 (7:12:42 PM): ahahaaahaa
MNFab4 (7:12:53 PM): but it's true
MNFab4 (7:12:57 PM): cuz i'm not a liar
MNFab4 (7:13:05 PM): unlike someone around here
MNFab4 (7:13:06 PM): ahahaahahha
MNFab4 (7:14:37 PM): the person meant it
MNFab4 (7:14:42 PM): ahahahaaha
MNFab4 (7:15:31 PM): u wanna know why i and the person call her slut?
MNFab4 (7:15:34 PM): cuz u are
MNFab4 (7:15:53 PM): if u weren't a slut then i and the person wouldn't call u a slut
MNFab4 (7:16:01 PM): stop being a fucken retard
MNFab4 (7:16:03 PM): ahahahahahahaha



MNFab4 (7:35:15 PM): is she still on?
caligumente (7:38:38 PM): yes sir, im talking to her
MNFab4 (7:39:09 PM): ok
MNFab4 (7:39:09 PM): good
MNFab4 (7:39:23 PM): say:
MNFab4 (7:39:54 PM): if u have any more shit to say then say it now cuz ur behind the keyboard and in front of my face
MNFab4 (7:40:05 PM): and not*
MNFab4 (7:42:38 PM): and u don't wanna piss me off if u don't know me



MNFab4 (7:51:51 PM): and yes i'm creepy
MNFab4 (7:51:58 PM): that's why u don't wanna mess with me
MNFab4 (7:52:33 PM): and how the FUCK do u know my intentions?
MNFab4 (7:52:38 PM): FUCKING DUMBASS
MNFab4 (7:53:31 PM): ur not nearly smart as u think
MNFab4 (7:53:42 PM): nearly as smart*

RAEG

MNFab4 (8:00:41 PM): i just don't need u or anyone to be on my side
caligumente (8:01:26 PM): so you figure you can get peoples' SNs and make them not think youre creepy by insulting them through their friends and calling them ludicrous names
MNFab4 (8:02:22 PM): i dont want anyone's sns
caligumente (8:02:35 PM): well, now that you know you wont be able to get em, im sure
MNFab4 (8:03:34 PM): what if i did
caligumente (8:03:42 PM): what if you did?
caligumente (8:03:48 PM): well, ask yourself
MNFab4 (8:04:31 PM): it's not about someone's sn that pissed me off
MNFab4 (8:04:35 PM): it's about someone
caligumente (8:05:32 PM): what is it?
MNFab4 (8:06:31 PM): haha u know who
caligumente (8:06:40 PM): youre pissed about sally?
MNFab4 (8:08:06 PM): yeah

The name of the person I've just been insulting escapes me...

caligumente (8:09:02 PM): what'd
caligumente (8:09:03 PM): she do?
MNFab4 (8:10:45 PM): she fucking pissed me off
caligumente (8:10:50 PM): what'd she do?
MNFab4 (8:11:29 PM): i forgot
MNFab4 (8:11:36 PM): aahahaha
caligumente (8:11:39 PM): but youre still pissed
MNFab4 (8:11:44 PM): yes
caligumente (8:11:55 PM): make something up so it doesnt sound like youre lying about forgetting
MNFab4 (8:12:50 PM): i don't remember
MNFab4 (8:12:55 PM): told u



MNFab4 (8:17:03 PM): ok why don't u make her im me about why she says i have bad intentions, creepy and blah blah?
MNFab4 (8:17:31 PM): cuz ur on her side
MNFab4 (8:17:33 PM): of course
caligumente (8:17:33 PM): because you randomly lashed out and called her a retard, and because i gotta agree based on the way you're acting
MNFab4 (8:19:03 PM): cuz u think i have bad intentions too?
MNFab4 (8:19:05 PM): oh right
caligumente (8:19:15 PM): yes sir, i do
caligumente (8:19:48 PM): and apparently (this is unrelated), you called me a faggot or something, which wasnt very nice
MNFab4 (8:20:40 PM): i was kidding
MNFab4 (8:22:37 PM): if u don't think i was kidding (or someone convinced u i wasn't kidding) then u obviously don't know a sarcasm

If I don't know a sarcasm when I see it, I'd say that was a sarcasm...

caligumente (8:30:09 PM): im pretty sure sally and aeriel do not want to see you ever again, and i... dont really have interest in hanging out with you anyway
MNFab4 (8:31:10 PM): i don't wanna see me either
MNFab4 (8:31:10 PM): when i'm pissed
MNFab4 (8:32:09 PM): and i don't really have interest in hanging out with you either
caligumente (8:32:30 PM): you... dont want to see you either?
MNFab4 (8:33:06 PM): yeah
MNFab4 (8:33:20 PM): why?
caligumente (8:33:31 PM): you dont want to see yourself?
MNFab4 (8:34:09 PM): no
MNFab4 (8:34:12 PM): not when i'm pissed
MNFab4 (8:35:17 PM): oh!

MNFab4 (8:35:17 PM): btw
MNFab4 (8:35:35 PM): on sunday
MNFab4 (8:35:37 PM): at green papaya
MNFab4 (8:36:15 PM): i didn't wanna pay for anyone but isaac
MNFab4 (8:36:15 PM): but he wouldn't let me pay if i said that
MNFab4 (8:36:15 PM): so i had to pay for everyone
MNFab4 (8:36:16 PM): just so you know
caligumente (8:36:39 PM): boy, youre really immature, arent you
caligumente (8:36:57 PM): its almost like you need people to know exactly what youre thinking, even though most of them already do
MNFab4 (8:37:23 PM): you do?
MNFab4 (8:37:29 PM): wow then ur smart



caligumente (8:37:54 PM): you clever, clever man
MNFab4 (8:38:01 PM): ahahaha
MNFab4 (8:38:34 PM): ty
MNFab4 (8:38:42 PM): :-D
MNFab4 (8:41:21 PM): i thought i was good at pretending
MNFab4 (8:41:21 PM): :-D
caligumente (8:44:10 PM): which is pretty much what it means to have hidden intentions
caligumente (8:44:13 PM): excellent contradiction



MNFab4 (8:45:35 PM): "bad intentions"
MNFab4 (8:45:35 PM): lmfao
MNFab4 (8:45:35 PM): so funny
caligumente (8:46:34 PM): oh man, even your sarcasm sounds pretentious.
MNFab4 (8:48:02 PM): well i didn't want a bad intention in my sarcasm
MNFab4 (8:48:09 PM): you must have misinterpretted
MNFab4 (8:48:11 PM): :-D



caligumente (8:52:33 PM): time for a recap!
caligumente (8:53:05 PM): you didnt want bad intentions in your sarcasm, and sarcasm is inherently negative
caligumente (8:53:20 PM): i stated that your sarcasm was pretentious, i never said it had bad intentions. i didnt misinterpret
caligumente (8:53:45 PM): instead of saying someone's, you might as well say her name, because we like to call you nate instead of 'creeper'
MNFab4 (8:54:04 PM): lmfao
caligumente (8:54:05 PM): and you dont have to explicitly state something for it to be true (just because you say you dont have bad intentions doesnt mean you dont!)
caligumente (8:54:08 PM): wahoo!
MNFab4 (8:54:12 PM): how do u know whom i'm referring to?
caligumente (8:54:19 PM): nope, but ill assume sally
MNFab4 (8:54:20 PM): lmfao
caligumente (8:54:40 PM): since you went off on a tangent about her being a liar and a bitch, all of which are completely untrue, just because she wouldnt give the SN of her friend to some weird freak
MNFab4 (8:54:52 PM): well then good
MNFab4 (8:55:10 PM): cuz you know who has bad interpretation
MNFab4 (8:55:13 PM): when i don't
MNFab4 (8:55:15 PM): lololololol
caligumente (8:55:56 PM): not necessarily, but im willing to bet you liked talking to her until you said something off, and you meant sally
caligumente (8:56:03 PM): you apparently just have some problems typing her name, i wonder what's with that
MNFab4 (8:56:29 PM): no i don't
MNFab4 (8:56:31 PM): lol
MNFab4 (8:56:33 PM): sally
MNFab4 (8:56:34 PM): see?
MNFab4 (8:56:35 PM): lololol
MNFab4 (8:56:37 PM): lmfao

Tl;dr version:
- You're wrong.
- no u
- You're wrong.
- no u
- You can't even type her name.
- no u

MNFab4 (8:58:12 PM): yeah i do have a lot of friends
MNFab4 (8:58:14 PM): lolololol
caligumente (8:58:22 PM): and im sure you thought sally was your friend up until now
caligumente (8:58:25 PM): or, wait, my bad
caligumente (8:58:30 PM): im sure you thought someone was your friend up until now
MNFab4 (8:58:32 PM): no
caligumente (8:58:38 PM): or maybe aeriel. love at first sight, obviously

FRIENDSHIP!

MNFab4 (8:58:41 PM): i meant i have a lot of REAL friends
caligumente (8:58:56 PM): that was good sarcasm!
MNFab4 (8:59:20 PM): wow dumbass it wasn't a sarcasm
MNFab4 (8:59:25 PM): !
caligumente (8:59:29 PM): nope, but mine was!
caligumente (8:59:42 PM): yeah. youre a lot dumber when you speak. no wonder you dont talk a lot
MNFab4 (8:59:48 PM): it was true
MNFab4 (8:59:49 PM): told u



MNFab4 (9:00:35 PM): ur dumb when u do or don't talk
MNFab4 (9:00:38 PM): lololololololol
caligumente (9:00:48 PM): youre like a child
caligumente (9:01:12 PM): so good luck getting with aeriel, since she'll be well aware that youre a creep from now on
MNFab4 (9:01:33 PM): i don't fuckin need aerial
MNFab4 (9:01:42 PM): or want
MNFab4 (9:01:55 PM): but
MNFab4 (9:02:00 PM): more importantly
MNFab4 (9:02:03 PM): i don't need luck
MNFab4 (9:02:07 PM): ahahahahahaha

What could be manlier than calling a girl a bitch, liar, retard, and slut online, to one of her friends, behind her back.

caligumente (9:02:19 PM): yeah, because clearly all the women are finding you attractive
caligumente (9:02:27 PM): you look like youre swarmed with girls!
MNFab4 (9:02:57 PM): oh wow
MNFab4 (9:03:09 PM): i take it as a sarcasm
caligumente (9:03:18 PM): thats the first time youve taken sarcasm correctly
MNFab4 (9:03:18 PM): and u obviously don't know me



MNFab4 (9:06:53 PM): are u a..
MNFab4 (9:07:02 PM): someone who predicts things?
MNFab4 (9:07:04 PM): lol
MNFab4 (9:07:17 PM): don't know that word sry
caligumente (9:07:32 PM): no, but from what it seems, youre not very smart and you are easy to predict
MNFab4 (9:08:06 PM): LOL
MNFab4 (9:08:07 PM): yeah
MNFab4 (9:08:11 PM): keep predicting me
MNFab4 (9:08:17 PM): i like bs like that
MNFab4 (9:08:22 PM): it's funny
MNFab4 (9:08:27 PM): lmfao



MNFab4 (9:09:08 PM): oh yeah fucken smartass
caligumente (9:09:10 PM): im not saying im a seer or a psychologist, but you, youre like a little kid, and its not hard to know how kids'll act
caligumente (9:09:17 PM): yeah, fucken dumbass!

Fail.

MNFab4 (9:09:36 PM): why don't you predict where i will be 10 years from now?
MNFab4 (9:09:45 PM): smartass
caligumente (9:09:49 PM): hey, when did i say i could predict that far?
MNFab4 (9:10:00 PM): i didn't u did
MNFab4 (9:10:07 PM): who said u did?
caligumente (9:10:08 PM): really? tell me when
MNFab4 (9:10:18 PM): i didn't say u did*
MNFab4 (9:10:20 PM): goddamit

Auto-fail.

caligumente (9:10:27 PM): i didnt say that i could predict what youd do in ten minutes, ten days, or ten years
caligumente (9:10:54 PM): what i did say is that youre predictable, and i know enough about you as a person based on the way you talk to know how youll act
MNFab4 (9:11:00 PM): nvm then why don't shut the FUCK up
MNFab4 (9:11:01 PM): lol
caligumente (9:11:21 PM): lulz



MNFab4 (9:13:17 PM): yeah why don't just give the fuck up and say "i can't predict"?
caligumente (9:13:27 PM): and yeah. quit fucking with my friends or youre gonna get messed up, asshole
MNFab4 (9:19:11 PM): i'm fucking scared of u motherfucker
MNFab4 (9:19:19 PM): want some of me?

WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?

MNFab4 (9:48:34 PM): it's funny how u protect sally
MNFab4 (9:48:36 PM): when u always make fun of her
caligumente (9:49:04 PM): you know what's really funny?
caligumente (9:49:16 PM): how she and i are friends and you and her are not!

caligumente (9:49:44 PM): but you need to realize that i tease her a lot, and im not about being subversive and calling her a bitch and a liar over the internet
MNFab4 (9:49:51 PM): idc
MNFab4 (9:49:57 PM): idc
MNFab4 (9:51:15 PM): i called her liar in person
MNFab4 (9:51:28 PM): well i texted her
caligumente (9:52:03 PM): wow, texting... thats almost the same as being there in person.
MNFab4 (9:52:19 PM): yeah

We can even have dinner together over the internet!

MNFab4 (9:53:24 PM): it's not ok to do it over the internet?
caligumente (9:53:30 PM): lol
caligumente (9:53:40 PM): well, you did say that she should tell you in person (or for her to IM you, right?)
caligumente (9:53:48 PM): but the thing is, you have her blocked! she just cant IM you!
MNFab4 (9:54:17 PM): lmao
MNFab4 (9:54:20 PM): i forgot
MNFab4 (9:54:31 PM): lololololololololololol
MNFab4 (9:55:21 PM): but i'm gonna keep it that way
MNFab4 (9:55:24 PM): ahahahahahah

MNFab4 (9:55:48 PM): what?
MNFab4 (9:55:49 PM): liar?
MNFab4 (9:55:55 PM): long time ago
MNFab4 (9:57:35 PM): i called her liar(when she really was)
MNFab4 (9:57:56 PM): then i said i was sorry(when i really was)
MNFab4 (9:58:05 PM): but she just couldn't seem to forgive me
MNFab4 (9:58:13 PM): ask her
MNFab4 (9:58:25 PM): she KNOWS what she lied to me
MNFab4 (9:58:34 PM): right?

MNFab4 (9:59:19 PM): i was sorry then
MNFab4 (9:59:19 PM): not now
MNFab4 (9:59:50 PM): i ain't gonna apologize again
MNFab4 (9:59:50 PM): ever
caligumente (10:01:51 PM): i see

It's too late to a'pologize, it's too laaaaaate...

MNFab4 (10:28:12 PM): if "bad intentions" meant like sexual
MNFab4 (10:28:18 PM): then your wrong
MNFab4 (10:28:59 PM): cuz she's not even worth it
MNFab4 (10:29:01 PM): lol
MNFab4 (10:29:08 PM): just telling u that
MNFab4 (10:29:23 PM): but if "bad intentions" were something else
MNFab4 (10:29:24 PM): then nvm
MNFab4 (10:29:26 PM): ahahahah
caligumente (10:30:03 PM): oh. i never said what it meant. are you admitting that you actually had bad intentions?
MNFab4 (10:30:12 PM): no

Fail.

caligumente (10:32:45 PM): so you told me earlier not to mess with you because youre a creeper, and you didnt say anything about bad intentions until fifty minutes later?
MNFab4 (10:34:05 PM): idk what ur saying
caligumente (10:35:43 PM): not my fault you wont read
MNFab4 (10:36:35 PM): well i'm just saying
MNFab4 (10:37:23 PM): if sally thinks i want her friend's sn cuz i want to rape her friend then she's wrong

Raep.

MNFab4 (10:37:33 PM): i'm not a rapist
MNFab4 (10:37:47 PM): but if i WAS a rapist she wouldn't be worth it
MNFab4 (10:38:02 PM): that's what i'm saying
MNFab4 (10:38:44 PM): having sex means TO ME that both agree to it

Definitely not a rapist, not even if he was a rapist.

caligumente (10:38:54 PM): yeah, thats why i said 'have sex' and not 'rape'!
caligumente (10:39:02 PM): we see eye-to-eye on this rape thing!
MNFab4 (10:40:52 PM): no
MNFab4 (10:40:57 PM): i don't want to RAPE
MNFab4 (10:40:59 PM): get it?
MNFab4 (10:41:19 PM): noone's worth raping

caligumente (10:41:54 PM): so if you dont want to rape her, you still want to have sex with her, right
caligumente (10:41:58 PM): since its okay if both agree.
MNFab4 (10:42:44 PM): simple answer
MNFab4 (10:42:44 PM): no
caligumente (10:42:56 PM): there's a complicated answer? its a yes or no question
MNFab4 (10:42:56 PM): cuz i never i want to have sex with anyone

Because he doesn't need luck to never have sex with anyone.

MNFab4 (10:43:43 PM): maybe she thinks she's really hot or cute
MNFab4 (10:43:44 PM): idk
MNFab4 (10:44:00 PM): come on man
MNFab4 (10:44:02 PM): i mean
MNFab4 (10:44:05 PM): be humble

Lulz.

MNFab4 (10:48:36 PM): ahahahahah
caligumente (10:49:58 PM): what's so funny?
MNFab4 (10:50:17 PM): nothing
MNFab4 (10:50:29 PM): i just like to type ahahahahah

Ahahahahahaha!