Around ten o'clock in the morning of July 26th, I received several IMs typed in a manner representing that of Jigsaw's narratives to his victims in the Saw horror flicks. As usual, I was asleep. The posts are as follows.
jigsawftw55555 (9:15:19 AM): Hello, Jeff.
jigsawftw55555 (9:15:30 AM): I want to play a game.
jigsawftw55555 (9:15:37 AM): Everyday in your life you have spent most of your time making stupid blogs about people.
jigsawftw55555 (9:15:43 AM): And talking shit about people that you don't know.
jigsawftw55555 (9:15:52 AM): That's very disgusting and distasteful.
jigsawftw55555 (9:16:00 AM): I call you unworthy of the body you possess, of the life you've been given.
jigsawftw55555 (9:16:08 AM): Now, we will see if you are willing to look inward rather than outward, to give up the one thing you rely on in order to go on living.
jigsawftw55555 (9:16:18 AM): Your aim of this game is to keep updating the blog about Nate you created at least once a week for one year.
jigsawftw55555 (9:16:29 AM): So I ask you, Jeff.
jigsawftw55555 (9:16:36 AM): How much time will you waste in order to mess up Nate's life?
jigsawftw55555 (9:16:43 AM): Make you choice.
Instead of doing a long-winded commentary, let's systematically look at his points.
First, my probable causes should be explained.
-Both IM messages were sent in the earlier morning hours, between 9:00:00 A.M. and 10:30:00 P.M. I also received a text inbetween the days of the messages around that time.
-One of his Facebook profile pictures was a shot of Jigsaw (now either privatized or deleted).
-He went offline shortly after the messages were finished, and both his original accounts and the sender of these messages have offline messages disabled.
-This account is relatively new and uses repeating messages, as well as the default buddy icon. Chances are, he made it just to accomplish... this.
Time for his arguments, statements, whatever you'll call them...
Because of his consistent stubbornness, I've decided to adopt his form of rationale -that you need to have some kind of understanding (or knowledge) of an individual before talking about them. Or, more specifically, writing a blog commenting on their outlandish claims on AIM.
jigsawftw55555 (9:15:37 AM): Everyday in your life you have spent most of your time making stupid blogs about people.Every single day of my life, I spend most of my time writing.
This may be the... sixth post I've written on Boredom Checker, and I assure you, it didn't take seventeen years to write these.
jigsawftw55555 (9:15:43 AM): And talking shit about people that you don't know.You can't comment about somebody's behavior unless you 'know' them? To what extent do we understand one another? Seems like a cheap excuse to deflect criticism.
jigsawftw55555 (9:15:52 AM): That's very disgusting and distasteful.
jigsawftw55555 (9:16:00 AM): I call you unworthy of the body you possess, of the life you've been given.
Call me whatever you like -it's clear name-calling has done a lot to boost your reputation. Either way, I was impressed by your excellent judgment, I recommend you check out this site - here. If you feel that someone else is more worthy of my body, drop them a string of Jigsaw IMs too.
jigsawftw55555 (9:16:08 AM): Now, we will see if you are willing to look inward rather than outward, to give up the one thing you rely on in order to go on living.Edit: Now, you will look at my outward behavior to see if I will give up one thing people find entertaining while I go on living.
Looking inward, I realize that associating with somebody who would create a fake account in homage to a fictional character from a shoddy horror film to threaten me could be extremely dangerous for me. I've decided adopt a morality of kindness, where I bring to attention this individual's efforts to entrap me in a series of elaborate, dangerous, critical, and pointless mental traps.
Looking outward, I realize that the individual in question has created a (physical) account to (physically) harass me over the internet, and has also been irritating my (physical) friends. Though the individual in question is known for having more 'real' friends.
Backfire logic - you don't know me.
jigsawftw55555 (9:16:18 AM): Your aim of this game is to keep updating the blog about Nate you created at least once a week for one year.
Wasn't the point of the game to make me give up blogging about people?
jigsawftw55555 (9:16:29 AM): So I ask you, Jeff.
jigsawftw55555 (9:16:36 AM): How much time will you waste in order to mess up Nate's life?
Clearly not Nate.
...and how does he know my name? He doesn't know me.
jigsawftw55555 (9:16:43 AM): Make you choice.
Done and done.
Again. He hasn't asked me to take down any of my entries, and has sent numerous texts and IMs to me, all urging me to continue writing. Maybe an entry once a week is a bit much, but at this rate, I could fill a book with them.
And, what would an entry be without positive feedback and nice comments? Here we go.
grorange sallyy (8:09:31 PM): and after he said something negative to you
grorange sallyy (8:09:33 PM): he would say
grorange sallyy (8:09:34 PM): HAHAHA
grorange sallyy (8:09:37 PM): it's like
grorange sallyy (8:09:40 PM): FUCK YOU JEFF
grorange sallyy (8:09:41 PM): HAHAHAHHAA
caligumente (8:10:23 PM): oh man, thats such a genius insult
grorange sallyy (8:10:43 PM): dude
grorange sallyy (8:10:49 PM): he wouldn't last in the Marines
grorange sallyy (8:13:14 PM): I bet he'll IM you tonight!
grorange sallyy (8:14:38 PM): he's such a wuss
grorange sallyy (8:14:46 PM): freaking "tell you off" when you're AWAY
grorange sallyy (8:20:04 PM): he's very great at emphasizing FREAKING FUCKING words
grorange sallyy (3:09:51 PM): I don't see why he not messing with me though
grorange sallyy (3:10:04 PM): cause I did call him GAY
grorange sallyy (3:10:09 PM): and he blew up after that too
caligumente (3:10:34 PM): youre a girl, hes trying to show how manly he is by threatening me with some jigsaw account while im asleep
ramenforthesoul (3:43:29 PM): i still dont get it though
ramenforthesoul (3:43:32 PM): like
ramenforthesoul (3:43:47 PM): I THINK ITS FUCKED UP THAT YOU WRITE BLOGS ABOUT PEOPLE SO I CHALLENGE YOU TO DO IT AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK
ramenforthesoul (3:43:50 PM): wtf
ramenforthesoul (3:43:53 PM): that is the most retarded thing ive ever heard of
ramenforthesoul (3:44:38 PM): if anything it would make sense to see if you could go WITHOUT doing it for like a year
ramenforthesoul (3:44:40 PM): or something
ramenforthesoul (3:44:57 PM): just tell him to piss off
ramenforthesoul (3:45:05 PM): he thinks his reverse psychology is going to mess with your brain
ramenforthesoul (3:45:17 PM): so then he can say that he made you stop
ramenforthesoul (3:46:14 PM): just stop
ramenforthesoul (3:46:16 PM): and people will get sick of it
ramenforthesoul (3:46:21 PM): but no
ramenforthesoul (3:46:24 PM): hes gotta be like
ramenforthesoul (3:46:26 PM): HEY DO SOME MORE PLS
I am Chineseee (3:16:15 PM): i don't get why he's so stubborn on the "you don't even know me" shit.
I am Chineseee (3:16:29 PM): it's obvious he's a CREEPER!~
I am Chineseee (3:11:42 PM): why is he so stubborn though. ROFL
grorange sallyy (2:58:16 PM): jigsawftw..
grorange sallyy (2:58:19 PM): how stupid
grorange sallyy (2:58:23 PM): he must really love that movie
grorange sallyy (2:58:26 PM): he asked me about it once
caligumente (2:58:36 PM): oh really?
caligumente (2:58:40 PM): what'd he say?
grorange sallyy (2:58:48 PM): that he thinks the movie's cool and such
grorange sallyy (3:00:07 PM): damn he's so desperate and butt hurt
grorange sallyy (3:00:17 PM): yeah
grorange sallyy (3:00:21 PM): he's a creep
grorange sallyy (1:30:19 AM): I think you should wake up around 9
grorange sallyy (1:30:23 AM): and see if Nate IMs you
grorange sallyy (1:30:26 AM): pretend to be away
grorange sallyy (1:30:31 AM): and he'll yeah..
grorange sallyy (1:30:35 AM): he's such a WUSSSSSYYYY
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